quotations about cats

These famous quotes are dedicated to all the cat lover out there. I know you are a pet to the cat and you spend more on cat food then your own food. These are some funny quotes about Cats and its nine lives.

“Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously.”
~ Louis J. Camuti

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There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
~Wesley Bates

There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
Louis J. Camuti

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
- Garrison Keillor

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
~Pam Brown

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
- Doug Larson famous quotes on cats

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
~Faith Resnick

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.  ~William Ralph Inge famous sayings

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat.  The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
~Stephen Baker

There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
~Jules Champfleury

“It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see.”
- Eleanor Farjeon

The cat loves fish, but she’s loath to wet her feet.
~Proverb

Cats do care.  For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.
~Michael Nelson

The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.
~French Proverb

“An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.”
- Carl Van Vechten famous quotations

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
~Mark Twain famous quotes on cats

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
~J.A. McIntosh

I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
~Hippolyte Taine

Everything I know I learned from my cat:  When you’re hungry, eat.  When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam.  When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.
~Gary Smith

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats.
~Albert Schweitzer

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
~Author Unknown

Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.  ~Jean Burden

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.  ~Robley Wilson, Jr.

“Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously.”
~Louis J. Camuti quotes and sayings

Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive systems.
~Helen M. Winslow

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
~Robertson Davies

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.  ~George Mikes famous cat quotes

“Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.”
~ Paul Gray

The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn’t just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I’m mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names…
~ T.S. Eliot

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
- Ernest Hemingway

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.”
~ Abraham Lincoln

We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm.
~Megan Coughlin

People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats.  And plunge into anecdote.
~Charlotte Gray

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
~Proverb

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